THAT WOMAN

I am woman ,
A she wolf, and in charge of her pack.
Also that sultry kitty,
Who purr to get you off her milk sack.

I am woman,
Though my hair is platinum blonde,
Or strawberry blonde next week,
I can surely tell,
The difference of turtle and tortoise,
Of spanner and screwdriver.

I am woman,
Whose boyfriend is soft and gentle,
And with a profound knowledge,
Of all the tones and shades of red,
And yes, our sex life is GREAT.

I am woman,
And I change the light bulb,
And I cook and bake,
And I cried watching soap operas,
And I mow my lawn sometimes.

I am those women,
Both of whom, in your mind's eye,
A classical Blondie Barbie,
And a tought cookie Cindy.